I have been thinking about these:
Ears are crazy things. Really. Think about it. Some funny shaped skin and then we can hear? Who came up with that plan? And some people have really, really, funny looking ears. I have a theory about that. I don't think people know what their ears look like. Have you ever really looked at your ears? Cause my eyes just plain aren't able to go there. I guess I've probably glanced at them when I've used mirrors to look at the back of my head, but I've never really noticed. Wow. I could have totally freakish ears and not even know it. What kind of friends are you? You never told me about my freakish ears? Wait... never mind. I can't afford any sort of plastic surgery, so we'll just play ignorance. That way, if anyone ever asks me about my freakish ears, I can play stupid. Thank you all for protecting me.
I was watching a movie the other day, and I noticed that the main character had totally mis-matched ears. Really, they were completely different. I know that we aren't supposed to be symmetrical. So, that's all cool and stuff. It's just strange.
I guess I never think about ears too much. Mine are pretty lousy, too much drumming, not enough ear plugs. As a result I pretty much need to be facing people when I talk. I do a lot of lip reading. Some people are totally into earrings. I think they look nice and all, but they aren't really my thing. That may be because I don't have pierced ears. I do have 3 pairs of screw back earrings though. They are pretty cool. But they are all really sparkle-y and all that. Sometimes I'm into sparkles but most of the time I'm a plain Jane.
Not sure where I'm going with this. Ears. They're pretty cool.